piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

♥ 488306 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via onepoint69niggawatts

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

♥ 165569 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via katazome (source)

awildraxacoricofallapatorian:

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

I love how his introduction card pops up as if O’Reilly’s editors are saying “We don’t agree with him.”

♥ 269381 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via onepoint69niggawatts (source)

is this what getting clean feels like?

♥ 879 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via subclum (source)

amenparis:

straight boys are ok when it’s just you and one of them but as soon as they form a bigger group they become absolutely unbearable

♥ 5758 — 1 day ago on 20 Oct 2014 — via thisisryanscock (source)
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#oitnb  
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