*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Racism in its PUREST form.
I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck.
I love how his introduction card pops up as if O’Reilly’s editors are saying “We don’t agree with him.”
straight boys are ok when it’s just you and one of them but as soon as they form a bigger group they become absolutely unbearable